The (Dumb) Husky and His White Cat Shizun (Erha He Ta De Bai Mao) Liveblog

Certified Fucks

We love that for him

"Mmm fuck it year of cock"

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU CAN BE MAD AT THIS SITUATION

About to start a fight over who gets to keep shizun

The emperor is illiterate

Forgetting the name of your own former boy toy unbelievable

Yall ran at it with word choice huh

Mò Rán: lmao look at that do gooder idiot getting his ass kicked

Mò Rán: AH FUCK THATS MY LITTLE DO GOODER IDIOT

Mò Rán: Shi Mei look at me look at me shige oh look at me please oh favor me favor me with your glance

You could even call it puppy love

"Unbelievable that I'm continually held accountable for my actions even when accused of things completely in line with my character that I'd definitely do"

I believe in you, Mo Ran, fuck your way through that family

There's something wrong with him ❤️

He's just a little fucked up but you should take it personally

And still people had the audacity to be mad about the year of cock and balls

Chu Wanning: hmm well does his kind nature outweigh his interest in *checks* fucking me to death

No one in this world is good at names and yet they all complain about the year of cock and balls

No that's a kitten alright

Oh the perfect man

Youre an idiot

Is there no stronger sign of love than

He's a lovestruck dweeb your honour

Everyone: you've never reacted to cock like that in your life

You were hard after every fight with him?

Did original Chu Wanning know Mo Ran thought he was Shi Mei? I need to know. Did he have the experience with Mo Ran that Mo Ran was having with Shi Mei?

Wedding ghost of gay rights

Damn, like talking to tesco customer service

Mo Ran goes to all the effort of being a good groom and this is how you treat him

The corpses... no.... they couldn't be...

Mo Ran every time you mention having fucked this man the number of times goes up. How steamy was that steamed consort

AU where Mo Ran continues to talk about how fucked up and evil he is but Chu Wanning thought they were just dating the whole time and it just happened to be very kinky

Chu Wanning:

Ok wild idea

Don't Break Their Legs For Trying To Get To Know You.

Chu Wanning: No One Care Me :[

anyone: I would like to care-

Chu Wanning: BREAKS THEIR LEGS

Chu Wanning: No One Care Me :[

If only Mo Ran could frame that, the only time someone mistook him for a good person

Glossary Highlights

You are so stupidly in love

You'll be relating to Luo Xianxian as your husband is stole away

Rend, Slaughter, Devour the one you love. There is no other way to survive.

Is it related to you fucking him every night for a decade

Did you spend a lot of time lightly scolding Shizun

Shizun's jealousy knows no bounds

You were a terrible husband even when you weren't married

Needy little attention seeker 🥰

I'll stan the Lucun Elder

Petty. Jealous.

Love is real 🥰

Literally everyone: we Will die if Chu Wanning even attempts to do housework he is the peak incompetent child a parent would be ashamed to marry off

Remember; if you starve your child of praise, he'll eventually eat anything you put in front of him and ask for sixths

>>0048

Update: predictably, all his disciples died of him attempting to do housework

I know I'm never adding anything new in terms of commentary but Mo Ran is just astounding, amazing, absolutely deserving of his title

You just spent 10 years talking to him like you loved him huh

YOUD TAUGHT HIM TO COOK?

Oh no next they'll only have one bed

Now you're just stepping in it

2ha is extended version of the part of doctor who with the Master wheeling the Doctor around in a wheelchair playing I Can't Decide

Hope this helps

Bi people who make food spicy enough to kill you can't help but give their weapons stupid names

Mo Ran: I had a normal hate filled relationship with shizun

Mo Ran:

Excuse me?

Chu Wanning completely unprompted: what if I just make everything awful for myself

Wow Shizun, you'd be tempted by the thought of killing your own disciple and forcing Mo Ran to love you?

Mo Weiyu come with me and play my games we'll have cowboy times in space

Oh so you have nothing to fear, Mo Ran

Teehee

NO ONE IS MAKING YOU FUCK HIM.

You have been lying pining for Mo Ran going "if only I weren't such an old hag maybe he would love me rather than Shi Mei" for ages, you can not put this all on an erotic dream

Having a sweet and kind partner (or crush in Mo Ran's case) is the silly joy you get when they're willing to bad mouth someone to you

Oh you're soooo normal about him

Writing my Taxian-Jun fic from this alone

It's a good thing Mo Ran isn't to make an appearance this chapter because I think seeing this would short circuit the mpreg kink in his brain and it would be a few hours longer Chu Wanning had to spend dealing with him

Why would they put that enchantment on it

Chu Wanning you can't be like this

Mo Ran did you spend a lot of time feeding your most hated enemy his favourite sweets

It's on account of your fat pussy

Reduced to 2 spell slots

Xue Meng: I think somethings wrong with shizun

Shi Mei: well I got Baja Blast :]

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Taxian-Jun wuvs him...

"Mo Ran, what you got there?"

"A toddler :]"

"..."

Mo Ran: I don't care for kids

Taxian-Jun: Wanning. Wanning. Baby. Baby now. Now. Wanning. Wann-

Terrible choice to translate this as "aiyo" cause I read it like "AIYOOOOOOO"

Mo Ran already loves having a kid he can dress up

Mo Ran...

Didn't Chu Wanning just say everyone died...

Mo Ran can't even listen to him like this

Mo Ran is only able to remember one scenario ever

DIVERSITY WIN! MO RAN'S MOST STEAMED CONCUBINE WAS JUGGLUS JUGGLER ALL ALONG

Love wins

Spoilt

Keeping this all for my AU

*crying* god I feel that

Mo Ran: oh god I had a son in law

Mo Ran: oh god what happened to the son in law I didn't know I had

Mo Ran: DID I KILL MY SON IN LAW???

Careful or you'll make Mo Ran your fridge wife

Mo Ran, I think you need to go to a doctor

Xue Meng: WHERE IS SHIZUN

Taxian-Jun with crumbs around his mouth: idk have you checked the pavilion?

In a way, it's their love language (cannibalism)

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Mo Ran you claim to know him so well and yet doubt

Make believe that I'm coherent as I think about them

They picked a good artist for 2ha because they prioritise art the way meatbun prioritises writing