Mobile Fighter G Gundam Liveblog

Bad news we're watching G Gundam but on YouTube and I don't have a thread ready

here u go

We're very impressed with Chibodee's titty out mode

Dusky is suffering

Never trust little gay kids that jump like frogs

THIS CELL DOOR IS SO SMALL

NEVER TRUST LITTLE GAY FROGS

YOU'RE GINGER? HAHAHA

This ginger said fuck no I'm going home

Ginger fucks up being het because he loves his Gundam so fucking much

Domon LOVES kidnapping

George trying to get across he's a homosexual

George: idiot, you don't even speak French oh lala *does a backflip*

Domon: I don't fucking know how to play chess

Had a solid 5 minutes of that man sounds suspiciously like Char Aznable

[Char Aznable Voice] wow a real Gundam fight

God: EVERYONE WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR! DOMON HAS DIED!

HE DONT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A HORSE HE JUST STAND UP THERE

Kyoji loves being fucked up and evil

Puts your dad in the fucked up freezer for his bad son creating

WE'RE JUST GONNA TORTURE DOMON I GUESS

Domon: yea Kyoji can breathe in space that sounds right

Mech shows be like we can all benefit from psychologically torturing this pilot

Meanwhile, Domon has a breakdown

I'm so glad Chibodee has a collar

SLIDES YOU ALONG THE CELL

DOMON WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT THIS CANADIAN MAN FOR POLITELY ASKING YOU FOR HELP

"FUCK YOUR WIFE IN PARTICULAR"

GEORGE

Can't fucking trust the English

YOU HAVE TO DRINK YOUR FUCKING WELSH TEA, DOMON

"He doesn't know I control the weather"

Throws his medicine on the floor

Can't find his medicine

CANT STOP THIS MUMMY FROM PILOTING A GUNDAM

We mummified the Gundam

Good

Brotherhood ended with Kyoji

Sees a corpse walking about

Ah this too is Kyoji's fault

why did the dark gundam wanna kill a load of rats

GEORGE

I WANTE DTO JOKE ABOUT HOW THIS LOOKS LIKE THE FAIRY TALE PRINCE BUSTING IN FOR THE RESCUE BUT "WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE PIANO" FUCKING GOT ME FOR SOME REASON

LITERALLY NOTHING HERE SUGGESTS ITS KYOJI BUT DOMON DOESNT KNOW ANYONE ELSE TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING

OH NO WE HAVE TO KILL GEORGE FOR BEING EVIL AND FRENCH

He's been fucking your brother, Domon

I LOVE THAT THIS WAS ALL MASTER ASIA BUT GEORGE WAS STILL LIKE YEA GET FUCKED DOMON ILL FUCK YOUR BROTHER SORRY YOU HAVE NO TASTE

Queen Chibodee

...DOMON DID YOU SAY MUM

Rain is gonna steal all Chibodee's chicks

George hates whatever is going on right now

Schwarz Bruder just killing me with his fucking name fucking darth vader over here-

Come get your man

Chibodee Girls: We love crime!!

GEORGE IS BEING HARASSED BY A CLOWN

George is having a fucking scene

I love all the faces in this show

My brain on G Gundam

George about to kick his own ass

Everyone: My hand hurts could this be the pain Domon is going through whats happening to him

Domon: *PUNCHING BOULDERS*

CHIBODEE,,,

Rain transformation here to make parents look at the screen with concern

Ok Chibodee

Domon: there he is my brother Kyoji

Domon...

Domon I'm no expert but I feel there's something suspicious you're missing involving a man named Schwarz Bruder

This is literally a terrible plan

SCHWARZ FALLING OFF THE CLIFF BUT MAKING A LITTLE SOUND LIKE HE JUST STUMBLED ON HIS OWN FEET

Domon trying to work out why he's being attacked by a horse

Horrible realisation I'm not gonna hear Shining Finger

Chibodee is dead

Brain finally switching on like [wait a minute that's Quattro Fucking Vagina]

FOUR?!

I... Hope someone fishes Hans back out

This is ALSO Four

SO UPSET THAT THE ORIGINAL ISNT "IT WASN'T A STRETCH TO WORK OUT YOUR OPPONENT IS A CLOWN"

THE DUB MADE A FANTASTIC CHOICE

YOUR BISEXUALITY CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

This episode is about Chibodee being harassed by a clown that digs up all his trauma

The fact baby Chibodee wore a little suit and bow tie doesnt deserve to be outshone by the gun wielding clown that killed his mother

CHIBODEE YOU WERE BEING SO REASONABLE TO DOMON WHAT THE FUCK

we found this soaking and wet little boy in a circus

I'VE HAD TO PAUSE BECAUSE LIKE, CHIBODEE ASKS RAIN TO SING A SONG HIS MOTHER ALWAYS SANG TO HIM

AND IN THE JAPANESE IT'S THE ENDING THEME THAT PLAYS

IN THE DUB?

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL

I HAVE TO WATCH THIS SUBBED I CAN NOT LISTEN TO YALL SING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL TO MAKE CHIBODEE FORGET HIS TRAUMA

Gundam characters stop being like this challenge

Wow this is just like Utena

Domon saying the burning gundam line when its not a big episode fight...

It makes sense but he's cringe

George: I DID THINK IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD THAT A ZOMBIE HAD BEEN ALLOWED INTO THE TOURNAMENT DESPITE LOSING IN THE QUALIFIERS

But if that's Kyoji and Schwarz Brüder is Kyoji then who's fault is this

Wong: Heeheho I have an evil plan to stop Domon in the next fight!

What could it possibly be? What could he have planned!

Big Magnet.

Domon do you know how a tournament works?

CHAR WHY ARE YOU A PARAMEDIC

Andrew is in the hospital

He'll never be the same again

Imagine going to a wrestling match and this is happening

OH SO YOU CAN RECOGNISE RAIN LIKE THAT BUT NOT YOUR OWN BROTHER

Kyoji says you can either learn the power of friendship or Perish

Absolutely incredible observation, Im glad we asked your opinion, doctor

Congrats to the Devil Gundam!

OH NO KYOJI'S CUM IV

DAMN YOU REALLY DID FUCK THAT UP

CHIBODEE NO ONE INTENDED "THIS MAN CAN'T BE MORE AMERICAN" TO BE A CHALLENGE

GOD WHY WON'T YOU CONQUER THE WORLD HONORABLY

You were both fighting drunk