Monster Liveblog

How much longer do i gotta put up with these heteros

“If I buy a round can I talk shop, I need to tell everyone about my gorey job right now”

Signs you are not dating a nice person: That.

“Would you like a cup of tea? I’ll stir it with my eyebrows.”

“Sir I’d rather you didn’t”

“Oh please I insist!”

Okay well this is starting to go reanimator so when does the boyfriend come in

That awkward moment when youre the only one noticing that child is evil

This place needs more than one good doctor

Don’t worry man, in 75 chapters, there’s gonna be a real cute guy in this manga

Three guesses who dies

This man deserves better

THAT IS NOT A POSITIVE RESPONSE WHAT THE HELL HES BLOODY TRAUMATISED

Someone help my poor baby ;n;

HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

rest in peace asshole

“This is Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket.”

Good boy!!

The choice to not translate any of the place names from german is great

This man is about to die and requires major surgery

lets go pick up a surgeon from a different hospital without the use of priority driving

That’s probably nothing

Is this why I needed to read this

It’s becoming clear why I fell for Wolfgang so fast...

You won’t be doing that for the next 71 chapters if i have my way

“Im sorry am I meant to be able to tell from that?”

“Kill that man and you’re grounded”

“Bu-”

“NO BUTS GO TO YOUR ROOM JOHAN”

shit you werent lying he is dorian gray

She seems nice, that probably means she’ll have a traumatic death

Cute costume

Guess who’s getting killed with flowers

Well, normally I’d say a murderer, but for positivity sake I’ll pretend its lesbians

Finally found someone helpful

You’re moving very quickly up this ladder Tenma

ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO MAKE THESE SCANS LOOK GOOD

“I saw my brother and went well thats clearly Satan”

If you don’t believe him, why are you driving him. Why did you go along with any of this?

“We have to get that cake.”

WHY DONT YOU STAY HE WONT KILL YOU HE’LL KILL THAT GUY JFC

Signed your own death warrant buddy.

Yet another man signed his own death warrant.

Why do you anger Johan.

Dude youre a little late

“My first ever shot at a boyfriend is dead”

NOW YOU CATCH ON