The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System (Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong) Liveblog

Do be like that sometimes

NO CASTRATION, WE UNSUBSCRIBE

sobbing SO MAGIC HEALING COCK IS A REAL TROPE

HIS COCK JUST

SOOKED UP THE POISON

YOU HAVE POISON

AND I HAVE A VERY LONG COCK

MY COCK GOES ALL THE WAY IN YOUR PUSSY

I DRINK THE POISON

WITH MY COCK

And his cock ALSO drank the antidote

Sir your cock needs to calm down

Demons cant even fuck this is a hell world

LBH really got this familiar and blatant like

LBH: See something you like

SQQ: i raised you

LBH: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes us both look stupid

Spoilt and jealous 😩

LBH to female character: if you make my man look at you a moment longer you wont have a pretty face to look at

SQQ, seeing but not hearing: ah hes finally falling for her :)

LBH @ everyone: if you so much as look at Shizun, i will gut you his eyes are only for me how dare you

SQQ: hey are you mad at me 🥺?

pointing hes fucking that corpse-

He fucked that corpse!

Maybe you should be less judgy and enjoy your snakes :/

Im glad literally everyone in the book knew about LBH fucking the body

SQQ: Maybe... He didnt actually fuck it

Everyone: NAH HE WAS FUCKING IT FOR 5 YEARS DUDE COULD NOT KEEP HIS COCK OUT IT

Finished Scum Villain Vol 2 and Im glad the end note of this volume is EVERYONE wants to fuck SQQ's corpse even when hes right there

LBH: I have recreated our perfect loving domestic life

SQQ, just back from Jupiter: Oh so you hate me

TO THE POOR KITTY MEOW MEOW?!

SQQ: Then I ask to see you as little as possible. It will be best if I never see you at all.

LBH, curling back in bed: Oh, Shizun’s corpse, we’re really in it now

Shen Yuan, did you read your sister’s books too

Maid: Master Shen is hungr-

LBH, crying, still dragging the corpse: ILL MAKE IT

“DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS WRITING A HUNDRED IDENTICAL SEX SCENES THAT NEED TO BE DIFFERENT ENOUGH TO ENGAGE A READER THAT WANTS A HUNDRED IDENTICAL SEX SCENES”

LYING IN WAIT FOR LBH TO LET GO OF SHIZUN’S CORPSE TO END THE CORPSE FUCKING

STOP PUTTING HIM THROUGH THIS

So, how is being straight working for you?

Do you feel that “ominous premonition” in your-

LUO BINGHE, YOUR COLOUR TIMER

Don’t mind us, just making out in the coffin haha

But also I’m extremely straight sorry if this looks gay to the viewers

I want to make the edit but I don’t think that’s tumblr safe

Literally no one asked you to

Help my 6 foot 2 stallion protag is bawling in the middle of tescos cause I won’t hold his hand in the veg section

YOURE LITERALLY JUST LIKE THIS FOR THE ATTENTION

“YOU DARE SAY MY LUO BINGHE ISNT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOST PERFECT MORE HANDSOME PERSON IN EXISTENCE FUCK YOU”

WHAT DO YOU THINK AN EXPLANATION IS

“Are ya fucking? Prove it.”

Shen Yuan holding a Web novel he hates: is this a basis for my entire sexuality?

SQQ: But he’s blorbo from my books :(

If left to his own devices and within a mile radius of Shizun; Luo Binghe transforms into a housewife

WELL!!! ADMINISTER THEM!!!!

LBH: [MINE MINE MINE MINE]

“WHERE IS MY LITTLE BLORBO IM NOT IN LOVE WITH I NEED HIS TITTY TO SOOTHE ME”

SQQ: *Goes through something extremely traumatic*

SQQ: damn that was fucked up I wish Luo Binghe was comforting me

SQQ: Anyway I’m gonna go relive extremely traumatic events

Thinking about LBH like ah my meet-cute with Shizun, huh?

He poured hot tea over my head and dropped the tea cup with it!

TWO IDIOTS BULLSHIT THEIR WAY THROUGH THIS

“Why must you beat up my meow meow I never got to show him to everyone in the original”

Mobei-Jun at every opportunity: I am gonna yeet this little man

Oh it’s good your heterosexuality got revoked

MORE THAN A LITTLE JEALOUS

You’d think after reading the second volume of scum villain in 2 days then being left for months without content, I’d know better than to read all of volume 3 immediately

You’d be wrong

Screaming and Crying I Would Die For You

Them

WELL FUCK HIS PUSSY THEN

STOP BEING LIKE THIS!! FUCK HIS PUSSY!!

Binghe's pussy remaining unfucked

The other one was blorbo first

"My poor gay son husband got trapped with having a harem of women"

Look what you've done he's gonna cry for three full days

HE'S LITERALLY BEGGING WILL YOU PLEASE FUCK HIS PUSSY

WELL HIS PUSSY CANT GO UNFUCKED FOREVER

Shen Yuan like I can bleep out every other word but not the T slur

Shen Yuan, apparently irresistible to men

Not what was said at all 10/10

Remember, male cultivators are all gay. Without exception.

I apologise to the lesbians whose cultivations have been ruined.

"You're ugly as Hell just like your mother, hope that helps ❤️"

idk being a sugar baby suits him

Tianlang-Jun, knowing his son is an obsessive little freak by the nature of him being his son: My nephew should steal his boyfriend

What is wrong with you

Proud Immortal Demon Way is canonically just short of (or possibly over) 11 million words long.

Proud Immortal Demon Way is more than double the length of the longest piece of English literature.

The only thing that made it end was the author fucking dying.

turns out you can write 10,000 words a day if all your protag does is eat, sleep, and sometimes fuck

Bingge: spends all his time eating and sleeping

Shen Yuan: My poor little meow meow? My blorbo? My special little guy?

Peerless Cucumber, certified expert

Imagine getting transmigrated to the shitty novel you hate and you don't even set up your ship right and end up fucking blorbo from your webnovels

-1000 points from Shen Yuan

Wish this guy got transmigrated

Gotta give it to them, this was a good translation choice

I think I've seen this exact post in the wild

Gay ass called out

YOU.

YOU'RE WHY MY LITTLE BINGMEI'S PUSSY GOES UNFUCKED

Honey I can be wet and pathetic in ways you've never seen before

Please do not use your king like this

"KING MOBEI-JUN I CAN BE YOUR HOUSEWI- I MEAN SPY I CAN BE A CUTE LITTLE SPY"

Airplane, crying in the middle of the road: I DONT WANNA KILL ULTRAMAN

Made his own fuckable ultraman

Shang Qinghua: Oh nooooo there's only one bed~ Ultraman-san, however will we cope~~

You can't get enough of There Was Only One Bed

Well now it's gonna be weird

He didn't even come here for anything he just wanted to sleep in Shang Qinghua's new bed

Shen Yuan: I'm so in character the system isn't yelling at me I'm getting such a good grade in being Shen Qingqiu

Literally every peak lord: Shen Qingqiu has been possessed by some spirit of kindness he is unrecognisable who is that man

You're gonna kill him a second time, cucumber-bro

I can't believe the only reason you avoided having to keep this promise was Binghe is a darling maiden who cries at the slightest slant

Mobei-Jun recognised as a freak immediately

Why are you like that