Mirai Sentai Timeranger Liveblog

New year new

"Time travel was created 10 years ago and we fucking immediately fucked up and are banned from using it now"

He's so happy he got his entire back signed

"Sixth rangers are fucking banned if you want a 6th they can't time travel with you"

"Captain why are you only picking guys fuck you I'm joining"

Captain the fuck

Some days your only crime is looking like someone else

The chrono changer is so very 2000

Villains why do you need money if you're just gonna steal

Hehe fart based levitation

Get yourself a man who looks at you the way

Im trying to connect names to colours but red and sion is the only ones nice enough to properly colour code

Shout Factory has a picture in picture thank god

(but getting screenshots is still a pain)

TATSUYA YOU DOLT

WHILE ITS CONVENIENT NOW THAT THE COPS DID THIS IT SEEMS AN AWFUL IDEA THAT AN ESCAPED CONVICT COULD JUST GROW TO THE SIZE OF A SKYSCRAPER

Tatsuya: Don't worry I have red energy to deal with this

In the file of criminals there's just a regular ass isopod which I hope comes up later

ZIP OFF SLEEVES

I can't get over the time cops were like

Hey what do we want to happen if they escape jail

AHHHHH MAKE MY MONSTER GROW

KIDS HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD AT DONT GO WITH STRANGERS

I truly do wish to know what the hell they need money for-

Oh nvm he wants to build a mansion and I guess you do typically have to buy land and pay builders, thats a lot harder to steal

He's utilising the zip off sleeves

Shion: I for one love Domon and think everyone should

Shion is very offended by this

Domon is dumb bi energy

Shion is too good for being stuck in 2000

DOMON DONT THROW HIM

IM JUST LAUGHING CONGRATS ON ACCIDENTALLY KIDNAPPING SHION

DONT BE MEAN TO HIM

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

Tatsuya if you knew Sentai you'd know intelligence isn't binary

"Actually the year 3000 is kinda bullshit and fascist, maybe we'll just stay here."

I can't believe Shion got superman'd

"If you don't have a family who the fuck did I phone"

WHO LET A 3 YEAR OLD DYE THEIR HAIR

MAKE SHION GO TO BED

It Really Be Like That Tho

IM TRUILY LOSING IT AT HOW SHION'S HAIR IS JUST GETTING PROGRESSIVELY BLUER AS THIS GOES ON

He's already told us he dyes it why is he slowly dying it a brighter and brighter blue what are you doing shion

Let a dude have a bad relationship with his father jesus christ guys

Yuri truly is the timeranger leader tho

Tatsuya doesn't deserve to be in this situation

Imagine turning up to a rich woman's party and like an hour in announcing you've been disowned, giving your business card, and ran

Domon eat your food

I

hm

Domon don't just pout under your quilt

Poor Domon

Artist mood is no food

Im impressed by the art preservation for a painting to last 1000 years

THEY MOVE SO FAST

THEY KNOW WHAT THEYVE DONE

Honestly, this is a good deal for him

Sir Just Paint It

Yuri is blind to heterosexuality but she loves art

sometimes you gotta rapidly play dumb the second someone suggests you can drive actually

I instantly recognised this lady and turns out she was in abaren as a call back to this

Meaning Timeranger, Abaranger, and Gekiranger are all within the same universe

Kobayashi villain writing a summary

Its wild that Tatsuya acts like a time cop when he's not employed by them and the time cops would probably be like who the fuck

Sorry, Kobayashi says trust no one if youre a villain, theyre all out to get you

If you try to start shit, Don murders you, thats how the group functions

SHION IS SUCH A BABY THEYVE GIVEN HIM ORANGE JUICE FOR HIS TOAST

Ayase dies?

Tatsuya: wanna talk about feelings

Ayase: WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU IM PLAYING MUSIC TO DROWN YOU OUT

TATSUYA PAY YOUR PHONE BILL

SHION HAS TO PAY YOUR BILL TATSUYA

YOUR BABY BROTHER IS PAYING YOURE PHONE BILL FOR YOU

THE BULGING TITTY

OH

FUCK I GUESS

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC GESTURE AYASE BUT YOURE IN A VEST

Tatsuya: OH WE'RE GONNA DIE HOW ABOUT YOU START ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS

MOTHER FUCKER

KOBAYASHI

The blue blush is great I love it

"DONT DIE I LITERALLY JUST PAID YOUR PHONE BILL"

TATSUYA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU USING YOUR PHONE FOR

Shion gets told off for spoiling Tatsuya

Rest in peace boys

Is this the restaurant from Ryuki

Honami is fearless

Now the whole episode is Ryuki

HES NOT BLUE

HONAMI YOU'RE UPSETTING YURI

Child tries to murder Honami with a fork

Kobayashi Writing

OH BOY

SHION MADE A FRIEND

Hayato he's not being mean

For a second I thought he was literally just gonna shit the statue out

This is very an ultraman episode

Im the man who sits in the fight club casino covered completely in a cloak with my piles and piles of money

SHION WE DONT DRUG CLIENTS

FLAPP MC LORD POUSHKEEPSIE NY

SHION YOU CANT DRUG THE ENTIRE BAR

MC Lord Flapp needs to calm down

DOMON WHY

Lesbian strength

Today's Villain

is Ayase's ex

THEY BROKE UP BC APPARENTLY AYASE GOT HIM IN PRISON

DAMN AYASE

The future really is awful

STOP JUDGING YOUR EX FOR PUTTING SALT ON CHERRIES

"Im 100% dating this girl to get at you"