Ultraman Mebius Liveblog

The challenge of the Century

Will Graham complete Mebius before it goes

Love is real and it comes in the denim jacket

Thank you guys guy

It's star wars now

Safely escort your tiny pack of children

Lesbians on a bike

You heard him, your his amigo now, you don't get a choice

Least you're okay my furry little friend

Well we can be glad the area was already evacuated

You waste all your time just standing completely still being dramatic

I wish I wasn't already in love with you

GUYS GUY IS FUCKING PISSED YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING

A phoenix..... WITH A GUN

He's just over here sniffing a jar of coffee beans

Do you need someone to make you coffee dude, did you get stuck

"He did NOT paint flames on them because its the 2000s and flames are cool

LEAVE THE POOR SPANISH MAN ALONE ITS NOT HIS FAULT HE CAN'T SPELL HIS NAME YET

Also proud of this one who's good at colouring

She's decided to have a nap do not be concerned

My Baby Goes Out and He Gotta Flip

Konomi soft lesbian

Oh This House Is Familiar

"IM ALREADY RUNNING"

HOW DID YOU NOT CONSIDER HE MIGHT BE ALIVE WHEN ONE HAS DIED BEFORE

"Well, It's gonna destroy the world but least its out our way"

Teppei's mother is gonna have a heart attack before he comes home

Mirai, putting on his favourite "I'm Ultraman" shirt

Bees are a little different...

Mirai gets yelled out to practice self care

Encourage new monster fren

I HATE this tongue!

They're just gonna follow their mam

The tongue is getting worse by the second

Marina does a big lesbian

SHE REALLY IS IT'S MAM NOW IM SO PROUD CONGRATS ON YOUR REAL BIG SON

Baby Confiscated

Mirai considers ordering some "I'm Ultraman" trousers to go with his favourite shirt

George calm down

Mirai... love team

Mirai: BALL IS LOVE BALL IS LIFE

George: Please leave

Marina is in charge of being really bad at comforting people

HOW DID YOU FUCK UP AND LAUNCH IT INTO FUCKING ORBIT

Mebius fucking dies as we Try to have a magical moment

Oh a Friend

Another motherfucking Tsurugi

I feel like telling him you don't like him is gonna be an understatement

Marina too stronk

"No being Gay in the ocean"

"Impossible, I'll just stay home"

NO VORE

"I have to go now, my home planet needs me"

Mirai deals with space racism

Every get selfie with Alien

Do you know a Paella place round here? Do you make paella?

A whole grand "who the fuck are you" from everyone involved

Teppei's new friend

[Amazon voice] Tomodachi!

Space racism solved

She believes in her beautiful son

"Can we trust an alien that doesnt fucking have eyes?"

Oh a sweet lil friend- and she's adopted him too, she's gonna have so many kids by the end of it

Mirai: Romantic mom-

Ryu: WRONG PERSON!

TELEPORTING BABY NO

DONT STAB THE BOY

Ryu: I can and will cry right here right now

Unnecessary Feelings... rejected

WHAT PART OF NO VORE ARE WE NOT GETTING

DONT HURT THE BABY

"I might not be able to shoot you as someone I loved, but I CAN shoot you as a morally ambiguous ultraman"

It's everyone bed time, night night everyone

WHAT DID RYU TELL YOU ABOUT PRACTICING SELF CARE

We have GUYS Japan to suggest other countries have their own GUYS, but Japan division will have to handle every single attack by themselves

Bless Ryu

"Pride of GUYS" because whole team is gay

Tsurugi attac but sometimes

he protecc

Lesbi lesbab lesban bnaeles

beaslen lesbean

How many times can Ryu grieve

As long as Ultraman is loved, he is eternal

Teppei is dead

Lim sweet baby, eats electricity and loves its mama

"Mirai, when will you fucking do something on a mission"

"H"

Monster friend useless I'm sorry monster friend

Eyes Achieved

Kind and Gentle Eyes

But he loves you

Everyone: Awful Name.

Ryu: Well Mirai's vote is worth 10 of everyone elses and he approves so Ultraman Hikari it is

How can you not trust him, he has such kind eyes

This lady is seriously underreacting

Children please

Im so glad this man's statue is safe

Lesbians beating creepy dudes up

Trying to use Miclas without his mum? Dangerous

Professional GUYS technique: Throw pebble at monster

I mean Im no lizard expert but I don't think many of them still have brains in their tails

Mebius: Just once I would like to have a dramatic moment without being killed

WHY THE MULTIPLE DRAMATIC ZOOMS ON THEIR FACES

Teppei's mother still didn't know he'd got a job and probably thought he'd joined a gang

Teppei's is grounded

Dude this is when you should guess he's having a stroke

Don't try to fuck his mother

SHE WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU AT WORST BREAKING YOUR LEG THAT SHE HAD A HEART ATTACK

"I don't work for GUYS"

Visits his dad in uniform

MECHANIC HAS BEEN STOPPED

"Don't use this mode"

All of them in the span of 25 minutes probably: You're not my mom I do what I want