Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters Liveblog

I'm starting to run low on shows in English which means it's time for

Do you really think Yugi knows or gives a shit about Kaiba Corps higher ups

"Ok give me like 20 hours to find all these cards"

Kuriboh makes a move for cute mascot position

I sure am learning a lot about how to run a business from Yugioh

Mokuba your brother is an old man please

Mokuba realises his brother is the least assuring person ever

Kaiba is supposedly a chess master but doesn't know what colour moves first...

Mokuba baby...

Why are all your monsters called nonsense

Kaiba is so offended Noah isn't playing duel monsters

Yami explains the use of the unions and how the working class will kill rich assholes

Gay Rights

Explain the name Crump

A fucking furry

YOURE NOT A GAMING CORPORATION

"Yea I can just steal cards from players who aren't in the game thats fine"

"Welcome to my powerpoint on why you should let me steal your body"

You adopted him because he beat you at chess

My internet might get cut off but I'm watching Yu-Gi-Oh till that

Thank God I have Joey to do maths for me

JOEY WHY DO YOU SUCJ AT THIS FUCKING GAME

Damn what does that card do

Oh it allows Joey to draw 5 more cards wow

Kaiba Loves the beach

JOEY BREAKS HIS FUCMING HAND

T�A WHY THE FUCK

WAS THAT NOAH DID NOAH MAKE THAT NOISE FUCJ DID I FORGET GIS VOICE IS LIKE THAT

Joey psyching

JOEY WHY DID YOU THINK THEY DIDNT WANT TO DUEL THIS IS FUCKING YUGIOH

"I guess this place has some good points"

"FIVE OLD CREPY GUYS ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR BODIES"

TRISTAN

DUKE

Guys can it be any worse than where you are

I can't say I'm surprised Kaiba makes tanks but I am surprised they're shown

What do you need 3 bodies for

Observe the Viewing Globe

"it's ok serenity we just make up what each card does anyway"

RADIOACTIVE WASTE

WHY IS IT RADIOACTIVE WASTE

Oh shit metalgarurumon

KAIBA WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO BLOW IT UP

Serenity's had more attack and very little defence actually but whatever

Well we tossed Tristan into the radioactive waste rest in peace

He's almost certainly making these up as he goes

You still don't make games, Kaiba

Well that sure is convenient

We're not sure saving kaiba is a good thing

Kaiba's outright refusal to know who anyone is

"What are you doing"

"Kidnapping"

"ok WHY"

Kaiba outright Refuses to care about these fucking duels

ThAtS tHe IdEa

A small loan of $10million

KAIBA WHAT THE FUCK

Noah fucking weird

TEA WHY WHAT THE FUCK

Oh yea we brought you with us huh, what you been up to

Thats a wild suggestion that will be stopped with a duel

Mai's feelings about a card are irrelevant right now Joey

"Sorry Yugi But I Gotta Be Stupid"

is chess really the best security system

Joey do you really have such little faith in him

KAIBA

Yea noah get with the times

"MONEY CAN BRING BACK THE DEAD THAT AND CARD GAMES"

its him its hiram mcdaniels

Pharaoh is that really helpful in any way or are you just saying vague shit to avoid answering joey

When in doubt

Magical Hats!

"I would not have but thanks anyway Joey"

Noah's in the hospital

He'll never be the same again

Your brother is an ORB

Noah reveals he's the inspiration to Philip

"I'm the fucked up one"

Kaiba: I apparently have 0 examples of times I've helped you Mokuba but remember how you've helped me

Why are you saying you win when your opponent has 400 life points

YAMI YOURE NOT HUMAN

Well that does sound like something pegasus would do

I swear everyone just makes up their deck master's abilities

"Joey that was kinda harsh"

"Yeah he just loads his deck with dark magicians, hes a fucking weirdo"

"Just look here!"

"Yugi this is an empty room, if you're trying to tell me I dont have friends I already knew that"

Kaiba: I'd of rather stayed dead than have Yugi use my deck

Noah you can stop telling us your backstory, we get it

"Amazingly spoiling my son, caused him to be spoiled"

Yugi this was Yami's idea, not Kaiba's

The ultimate break up of "this is just a dumb card game"

For the first time ever someone in Yu-Gi-Oh suggests they know what the cards do

I'm glad yami-marik is just fucking about over here doing nothing

Kaiba's dad is a demon actually

Lets Pretend This Whole Thing Never Happened

MOKUBA IS SICK OF THIS FUCKING SHIT

"Hold on let me threaten you with a stick"

Local baby attempts to take on murderer

Probably something ridiculous involving dragons

Yall had decks of more than 40 cards?

Roland: shut the FUCK up Joey

"Yugi!.......shut the fuck up"

"King Yami"

Marik did you actually fucking listen in your ancient egypt studies

Kaiba why are you so dedicated to trash talkin Joey

YAMI YOURE RIGHT THERE WANNA SPEAK UP

THE FUCKING TOP EDITTED ONTO MAI

NO TITS FOR MAI