Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS Liveblog

this boy got a living duel disk

W... WHAT

He trapped an entity in his duel disk and it cant get out even if it wants

Thats a bit beast

Yep

Beyblade tries to rip off yugioh but now yugioh is beyblade

"Do I look like I know fucking shit about this 'Yugioh'"

"I just trapped your spirit in this wrist thing, I don't actually know shit"

I dunno that seems fair to me

I can't remember why he's friends with the hot dog dealer

oh he summoned a digimon

OH FUCK A CRACK DRAGON

You have some badass username for a guy who doesnt fucking know how to play this game

JHNBGVFCDH WHAT A MOOD

oh of course losing the duel causes psychological damage

be careful kid, if you lose you'll have to go to the hospital

you'll never be the same again

fucking idiot immediately uses a banned card

why is a banned card even available in this... yugioh vrmmorpg

u dont go to the hospital for banned cards but you might go to the prison

OH FUCK ONE OF THE GUYS IS VOICED BY THE GUY WHO DOES "SAY THE CHANGE"

WHAT

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SAY THE CHANGE GUY VOICED EGGSY IN THE JAPANESE DUB OF KINGSMAN

he was also in 91 days and crybaby

HOW AM I MEANT TO TAKE THIS CHARACTER SERIOUSLY

I JUST LOOK AT HIM AND

SAY THE CHANGE

PISS RIVER RAPPING SOUNDS

oh the demon he trapped to be his bit beast is trying to kill him

He really is piss river

THIS IS WORSE WHEN ONE OF THE CATCH PHRASES IS SEIZE THE WIND

WHICH IS TOO CLOSE IN MY MIND TO SAY THE CHANGE

oh hes trying to save the hot dog guys brother for him

"I have 3 reasons to win this duel

1. Im an amnesiac

2. Gotta find hot dog guy's brother

3. Im gay"

ok you put his monsters in defense mode but your monster still has 0 attack points

so i dont know what you thinks gonna happen here

he wont take 400 damage, your monster has no fucking attack points

"IM NO AMATEUR DUELIST"

YOU JUST ASKED THE DEMON IN YOUR DUEL DISK WHAT THE FUCK YUGIOH WAS

anyway he summoned seraphimon

Does it have teeth

I cant tell

its got its mask over it

see this is the issue with doing cyber yugioh, youve just got digimon x cyber bitbeast

"you have no right to call yourself a duelist" says the guy who doesnt know how to play this fucking game

Episode 3 and we got a suicide mob- OH THATS VORE

HSVFHDHSHSHRJHDDJ???

BIT BEAST JUST POPPED OUT TO EAT A GUY AND GO BACK INTO THE DUEL DISK

Why is half this crowd ditto from Ben 10

Demon: I know many things

Yusaku: explain Yu-Gi-Oh

Demon: not that one

Hot dog man we can't just name demons

Well guess it's Ai now

Oh fuck it's evangelion

She has elf ears live jt

HE MADE HIS OWN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT OUT OF CARDBOARD

Ai has convinced the roomba to work with him

Finallly good teammate

This guy's phone is in engli- DONT LET YOUR DUEL DISK VORE PEOPLE

Playmaker if you wanna sing the Exaid theme so bad just fucking do it

see youre even in the hospital

sorry rich probably evil dude, she's in the hospital

she'll never be the same again

WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME THEYRE DATING???

I will learn Yusaku's name maybe

this dude with the deck of buff furries

points at everything i love ultraman

I love him putting his dueldisk in jail

I appreciate that rich business man dude is 1 letter from being called Aizen

Cant wait for this girl to be unconscious this whole arc

AI ACCEPT YOURE WORKING WITH CRIMINALS

SHE HAS GAMES DISEASE

WOW I CANT BELIEVE SHE HAS GAMES DISEASE

REALLY

"Can we uninstall the virus from her"

ah her bugster has appeared i guess

Im so glad this is exaid

exaid but instead of video games youre getting a virus from a childrens card game

same thing according to kaiba corp

true

"I worked all night so that we could play duel monsters in church"

me

honestly i joke about the exaid things but this is like just digimon cyber sleuth with duel monsters instead of digimon

i cant wait to get to the sex trafficking

YEP

Or a class of kids killing their teacher and then throwing themselves off a building

"We could of given anyone games disease, but for wild contrived reasons we picked the sister of an extremely powerful man"

see the thing is i cant be like "oh well they wouldnt include sex trafficking yugioh is a kids show"

Abaranger is a kids show and it had a full rape plot

Well apparently the vrains dub has

People walk up to a hot dog truck and refer to hot dogs as sandwiches

And I think that gives the vendor legal grounds to kill them

Customer: oh I love these sandwiches

Vendor: you see I bought a truck instead of a stand to sell hot dogs cause it is much easier to run you over and kill you with this thing

WHY IS AI BEING IN ANY WAY WILLING

whaT DO YOU MEAN VRAINS STANDS FOR SMTH

NO I WANT YUGIOH TO PRESENT ME WITH FUCKING MEANINGLESS NAMES

Playmaker: thats gross

Ai: NOT AS GROSS AS YOUR BOOBS

AI YOU CANT FUCKING INSULT HIS TITS HES DUELING

AI FARTING DOESNT MAKE DUEL MONSTERS STRONGER

im not even pretending to understand how duels work

GHVSHJVFHJVGDSKGHJDJG

WHAT TH W FUCK IS VRAINS

they have 0 life points but they're now on planet cray I guess

GDHSJBJSKJSNNSDJNHKJ

AT LEAST THEYRE GAY

and smth smth dragons smth smth cant summon link monsters

nodding

oh and also he's trapped in a big bird cage

and he just summoned his secretary

I guess she's gonna reschedule this duel for when this game makes sense

he dna digivolved his secretary with some other shit to make seraphimon

also Ai keeps saying "glitch" as a bad word so im just taking it as them constantly shouting bitch

Ai: sees yusaku BITCH

(yusaku's va is trying too hard to be dan green)

HSDBHKFDJBFDSKHBGJKDSKMLG

NOT EVEN LITTLE KURIBOH

THIS GUY IS NEITHER OF THEM

PATHETIC

PATHETIC

"He played Brian in gundam thunderbolt which you literally just watch"

I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO BRIAN IS

THE ENTIRE OF THE INTERNET DOESNT KNOW WHO BRIAN IS

oh the dragon fucker killed ai

dude he insulted yusaku's tits, not yours

Yusaku: I literally don't care what Ai is, I WILL fight him constantly

YUSAKU SAID FUCK AI, AI DONT HAVE FEELINGS

COLTER AI HAS DONE NOTHING BUT TRY TO HURT YOU

AI IS A BITCH

locks kid in room and forces him to play video games

Yusaku: IM GOING TO KILL THIS MAN TO FIND MY MISSING BF

SURE ARE A LOT OF DRAGONS ON THIS FIELD

I MISS WHEN THE SECRETARY WAS HERE

EXTRA DECK???

EXTRA DECKS HAVE BEEN A THING FOR AGES THEYRE JUST A SHORTCUT FOR YOUR SUPER CARDS

OH FIREWALL DRAGON NOW CANT BE DESTROYED

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED

BUT I NOW REMEBMER THIS ISNT CFV

AND YUGIOH IS A LOT MORE BULLSHIT

AND AN EXTRA DECK IS FINE ACTUALLY

I ONLY KNOW CFV NOW

Ai I don't think he can have less friends than Yusaku, Yusaku has 0 friends

No one fucking likes him

SUDDENLY YGO FEELS BULLSHIT NEXT TO CFV OH HOW THE TURNTABLES

TURNS OUT CFV WAS A COMPLETELY REASONABLE GAME AND YUGIOH IS NONSENSE

CFV IS SIMPLE

YOU JUST GOTTA BE GAY